Will there be a show tonight?

You just never know! You'll just have to see what those crazy internet radio DJs are up to by tuning in at 9:00 pm today.

Is it time?
If it's on or after the time indicated above, you should be listening....
Listen mao!

Yes! There will be a show tonight May 8th at 9:00 PM EST

Is it time?
If it's on or after the time indicated above, you should be listening....
Listen mao!

Friday Night Musical Edition Tonight Friday May 2nd at 10 pm!

Unfortunately we had to postpone the regular show another week, so the
proper Thursday-night Nick & Eli show will return next week.

But, I hate letting all this bandwidth go to waste, so tonight will be
a special musical 2-hour show going on from 10 pm to midnight. Mostly
it'll be me playing music I like, and saying as little as possible in
between. So if like me, you don't have much going on this Friday
night, tune in and hang out, and maybe request a song or two. There
will also be a lot of "feel better" vibes going out to my co-host to
speed his recovery from a bout of illness and ensure our glorious
return next week!

Is it time?
If it's on or after the time indicated above, you should be listening....
Listen mao!

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The Nick and Eli show will be on hiatus for 2 weeks. We will return on May 2nd with more Nick and Eliness than ever!

Anything too stupid to be said, is sung...

... so said Voltaire.

Of course in the Nick and Eli show there's no such thing as too stupid!
Whether you're a fan of talking or singing, tune in tonight April 10th
at 9:00 PM Eastern and have your aural needs fulfilled.
If you're not 100% satisfied we'll refund your internets back!

Tonights musical theme will be: "songs that you heard 10 years ago
that you were hoping you wouldn't have to hear ever again, but now
that you hear them today they don't seem as bad as the crap that the
kids are listening to now!"

The Live365 server will be up and playing tunes 15 minutes before show
time (8:45 pm).

Also, last week's show is up on the blog as an archived mp3 file for
your downloading and listening pleasure.
Check it out at: http://twoguysandamic.blogspot.com/

N&E

Is it time?
If it's on or after the time indicated above, you should be listening....
Listen mao!

P.S. While we certainly value (and sometimes demand) your attention, we're not entirely unreasonable. We'll forgive you if you also have the Office on in the background.

Aftermath of show of Thursday the 3rd of April.

Thanks everyone for listening yesterday. Although we failed to make it into double quintuple-digits with the number of listeners, it's actually the quality counts, not quantity, and as we all know only true connoisseurs of internet radio listen to the Nick and Eli show.

I'd also like to announce the winner for this week's fill-in-the-blank contest. Congratulations - Noone! The rest of you suck at guessing and/or picking up your phone and calling in.

Here are the links to the randomness discussed in yesterday's show for your perusing pleasure:

European vessel docks with space station (TWSS)
72% of the US population are now officially dorks
Save that drinking water for a rainy day
Making fun of whitey is old, making fun of fatty is the new rage
All you need is 3-13 minutes
2 wives, 3 minutes, 1 happy d00d

No Thai


The archive version of the show will be up soon so come back!!

10 things you could be doing besides listening to the Nick and Eli show

• easting glass
• putting babies on spikes
• losing your hair
• wrestling Howie Mandel
• contracting hay fever
• enjoying a warm cup of your own excrement
  
• ghost riding the whip
• ovulating
• gellin'
• writing political commentary for the New York Times
  

Now ask yourself "Would I be rather doing any of these?" WAIT! Don't answer that...just listen to the damn show at 9 PM today Thursday April 3rd, and no harm will come to you or your secret online personas.

Show starts at 8:45 with a 15 min blank track to let you tune your nets.
If it's on or after the time indicated above, you should be listening....
Listen mao!

All new episode, Tonight at 9 pm EST.

New episodes of Lost don't start till April 24th, so un-glue yourself from the boob-tube (or just mute it) and fire up some old-school-ish sound-only-based entertainment with the Nick and Eli show!

What do sex and tuna have in common?
If someone falls for a science-based April Fool's joke and no-one is around to laugh, is it really funny?
What band is that guy from?

Find out answers to all these deep questions and more on tonight's show!

The musical menu will include a healthy portion of straight-up rock with a side of eccentricity.

Is it time?
If it's on or after the time indicated above, you should be listening....
Listen mao!

There will be stuff...tonight at 9 PM

The talk/music ratio is still undecided, but what the hey! It doesn't cost you anything to tune in. So DO IT!

I can promise the retardation/sanity ration will be favorable!

N.

Solo show Tonight 9 pm

Our headliner host Eli is gallivanting on tour this week, so I, as his understudy, will try to fill at least one ounce of his boat-sized shoes by doing a solo mostly-music version of the show tonight. There will be a few words between songs, but I'll concentrate on tunes to the theme of - "Music I Grew Up With."

Hope you tune in, call in, and enjoy....in?

Nick.

Show tonight at 9 pm.

We're live at 9 tonight to do it all over again.

The station will begin broadcasting music 1 hour prior to the show (8 pm).


koxa

Show tonight at 9 pm.

We're live at 9 tonight to do it all over again.

(That's what she said!)

N&E

Show tonight, 9 pm EST

The show will restart retroactively this week with discussions of biggest Valentine day regrets (aka purchases), funniest V-day related news stories, and plenty of off-topic ramblings on non-love related issues as well.

There will also be tunes. Today's soundtrack theme: Soundtracks.

Come. Listen. Call in.

N&E

No show tonight

As you may be aware of tonight happens to be Valentine's Day's Night, which of course means Eli and Nick must celebrate their two-show anniversary by having a special moment. We thought you, the listener, would be a third wheel, so to be considerate we're going to spare you listening to us whisper sweet nothings in each other's AIM windows.

We are moving the show to *sometime* this weekend, at which point we'll make fun of all of you suckers who actually had legitimate reasons not to listen in on Thursday. Stay tuned for exact date and time.

Tonight's Show

Listen up tonight at 9 and help us figure out:
why music sucks
who will be the next president of the World
how to get the girl you always wanted
how to add 4-5 inches overnight!*

Peace Love and Seashells,
N&E



*individual results may vary

Thanks to everyone for tuning in yesterday. It was a shaky start for me (restart for Eli), but we had a good time and hope you did too, somewhat, kind of.... hopefully. We'll be back same time next week, with BETTER music, MOAR topics and LESS STATIC-Y callers.

Meanwhile, vote for what you think we should name the show. Or leave your suggestion in the comments.