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The Nick and Eli show will be on hiatus for 2 weeks. We will return on May 2nd with more Nick and Eliness than ever!

Anything too stupid to be said, is sung...

... so said Voltaire.

Of course in the Nick and Eli show there's no such thing as too stupid!
Whether you're a fan of talking or singing, tune in tonight April 10th
at 9:00 PM Eastern and have your aural needs fulfilled.
If you're not 100% satisfied we'll refund your internets back!

Tonights musical theme will be: "songs that you heard 10 years ago
that you were hoping you wouldn't have to hear ever again, but now
that you hear them today they don't seem as bad as the crap that the
kids are listening to now!"

The Live365 server will be up and playing tunes 15 minutes before show
time (8:45 pm).

Also, last week's show is up on the blog as an archived mp3 file for
your downloading and listening pleasure.
Check it out at: http://twoguysandamic.blogspot.com/

N&E

Is it time?
If it's on or after the time indicated above, you should be listening....
Listen mao!

P.S. While we certainly value (and sometimes demand) your attention, we're not entirely unreasonable. We'll forgive you if you also have the Office on in the background.

Aftermath of show of Thursday the 3rd of April.

Thanks everyone for listening yesterday. Although we failed to make it into double quintuple-digits with the number of listeners, it's actually the quality counts, not quantity, and as we all know only true connoisseurs of internet radio listen to the Nick and Eli show.

I'd also like to announce the winner for this week's fill-in-the-blank contest. Congratulations - Noone! The rest of you suck at guessing and/or picking up your phone and calling in.

Here are the links to the randomness discussed in yesterday's show for your perusing pleasure:

European vessel docks with space station (TWSS)
72% of the US population are now officially dorks
Save that drinking water for a rainy day
Making fun of whitey is old, making fun of fatty is the new rage
All you need is 3-13 minutes
2 wives, 3 minutes, 1 happy d00d

No Thai


The archive version of the show will be up soon so come back!!

10 things you could be doing besides listening to the Nick and Eli show

• easting glass
• putting babies on spikes
• losing your hair
• wrestling Howie Mandel
• contracting hay fever
• enjoying a warm cup of your own excrement
  
• ghost riding the whip
• ovulating
• gellin'
• writing political commentary for the New York Times
  

Now ask yourself "Would I be rather doing any of these?" WAIT! Don't answer that...just listen to the damn show at 9 PM today Thursday April 3rd, and no harm will come to you or your secret online personas.

Show starts at 8:45 with a 15 min blank track to let you tune your nets.
If it's on or after the time indicated above, you should be listening....
Listen mao!